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Ace Attorney FanFub by thebigredtomato, journal

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Hitler NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN I am not a Jew! Why do you think I despise them so much?

Edgeworth: We verified your birth certificate. It would appear that your father was Jewish by religion. Your honor, what further proof do you need?

Judge Very well. I hereby find the accused: GUILTY Bailiff! Have this man shot and killed!

Bailiff: Understood your honor!

A few minutes later, Gunsche walks into Hitler's office (Downfall Hitler) and turns on the TV.

Gunsche: My Furher, I believe this is the moment you have been waiting for.

Downfall Hitler: DownfallHitler15 Very good. I get to witness the death of my annoying twin!

Inglorious Hitler: This isn't the last you'll see of me you Downfall knockoff imposter! Hitler-I'll Be Back Chat Icon 

Downfall Hitler: Good luck with that.
I was thinking about posting this one to the group, but it might be lacking that certain something. The way I have it set up is Ace Attorney characters doing a cameo for Call Of Duty IV. I have White Doing a cameo for Zakhev and Mia doing one for Gaz.
Fransiska: I commend you on your efforts Mr. Phoenix Wright. However, only a foolishly foolish fool could have such foolishly foolish dreams that they can win this trial. Your honor, if the defense has nothing further to say, I believe we are ready to hear the verdict. 

Judge:  Very well then. I hereby find the defendant...
Ace Attorney Misc Emoji (Objection) [V1] 
Phoenix:   Your honor! We still have yet to hear this witness's FULL testimony. 

Judge: What hasn't been said so far?

Phoenix: I would still like to know what happened to the murder weapon after it had been used.

Fransiska: That's absurd! He clearly stated in his testimony that it has been disposed of and/or destroyed!

Phoenix: Then how do we know this murder weapon wasn't a replica?

Judge: Interesting. Please continue. 

Phoenix: The murder weapon itself, in question, may have been a decoy. I can name several, if not, countless reasons why he would try to pass this one off as the murder weapon. For starters, what if he duplicated it so he could destroy the original, then plant it on the accused so that we would think this was the actual weapon? The defense requests that we run a ballistics test on the murder weapon to compare it with the original. 

Judge: Very well. Bailiff! Please have the crime lab run a ballistics test on the murder weapon.

10 minutes later...

Judge: Well Mr. Wright, it seems you were correct. The results came back negative. With that, I shall now hand down my verdict. I hereby find the accused: NOT GUILTY

Phoenix: Ms. Von Karma, I commend you on your efforts. You clearly are a tough adversary.

Fransiska: Just you wait! One day, Mr Phoenix Wright... One day, I will wipe that grin from your face and avenge my family legacy!
In case you guys are wondering, I'm normally better at adding a narrative to each deviation instead of publishing them.
Manfred: Your honor, this man is a Nazi! A war criminal who has committed unspeakable acts. That makes him a traitor to our once prosperous fatherland!

Jodl: Jodl-Objection Chat Icon I am not! I find these accusations to be both racist and insulting!

Manfred: Regardless, I have prepared my next witness. I trust the defense has no further objections?

Judge: Very well. Mr. Von Karma, please summon your witness.

Manfred: Witness, please state your name and occupation.

Unidentified witness: Alright "badly" prepare to face the music!

Manfred: Witness! Your name and occupation!  I will not ask again!

Gunsche: What a buzzkill. Otto Gunsche. Hitler's messenger.

Manfred: Now then... Did this man make an attempt on the Furher's life?

Gunsche: Although I was not present, I believe it's highly possible. However, I don't believe that he would. I can only think of two such individuals who would attempt to assassinate our beloved leader. Heinrich Himmler and Hermann Fegelein. 

Manfred: And why would that be?

Gunsche: I overheard Fegelein having a conversation with Himmler about staging a coup against the Furher. Jodl, like any other general, always treated our leader with honor and respect. He would have no reason to defect against us, even in light of the Furher's recent failure.

Judge: And what exactly did Jodl say during this time? Please testify on this matter so we can learn more.

TESTIMONY:

Gunsche: Hitler, along with our bunker's senior staff were gathered in the briefing room to discuss our plan to push back the invading soviet forces. A few seconds later, Jodl has an outburst and says: "Jodl-you will fail chat icon " After the briefing, our officers are unsure of the Furher's plan, and Fegelein tries to convince us that all the Furher will ever be is a complete and total failure. The next day, we learned he went missing. We sent a search party to find him.Hitler-Fegelein Chat Icon  He was executed and presumed dead, until the next morning. DownfallFegelein5We later learned that Himmler replaced our live bullets with blanks, in order to make us believe they had killed his subordinate.

Judge: I see. Mr. Jodl, do you see anything wrong with this man's testimony? 

Jodl: Nein, your honor. His testimony is 100% accurate. The defense sees no need to cross-examine him.

Judge: Where is this Fegelein character anyway?

Gunsche: We sent a team to find and arrest him. They should return within an hour.

Judge: I would like to declare a 1 hour recess until they have updated us with the information on his whereabouts. 

Judge: Court is now back in session for the trial of Mr. Jodl. Mr. Gunsche, has the witness been found yet?

Gunsche: The search team has just sent me a phone call that they have found him and are bringing him here. They have placed him under maximum security, as he is likely a skilled escape artist who knows a thing or two on how to slip out of handcuffs and shackles.

Judge: Bailiff, is the witness ready now?

Bailiff: Yes your honor. He is outside right now. Just give the word.

Judge: Mr. Von Karma. You may now summon the witness. Mr. Gunsche. You may now be dismissed from the stand.

Manfred: Witness. Please state your name and occupation. 

Fegelein: Hermann Fegelein. Heinrich Himmler's aide and world-class joker at your service. 

Manfred:  Very well. Please testify to who attempted to carry out the assassination on the Furher.

TESTIMONY: 

Fegelein:  The senior staff were celebrating one of our victories. Burgdorf cracked open a bottle of Vodka. DownfallBurgdorf2 Everyone poured a glass, except me of course. Somehow, I knew the drinks were poisoned. I saw Jodl drop a cyanide capsule in the Furher's drink.

Judge: We will find out whether or not  your testimony breaks apart. Mr. Jodl, your cross-examination please.

CROSS-EXAMINATION: 

Jodl-Objection Chat Icon You would only have known the drink was poisoned if you were the one responsible!!!

Judge:  Would you please refresh my memory Mr. Jodl?

Jodl: The fact that Fegelein is a descendant of the god of mischief, Loki, has earned him the title: Master of antics. He probably thought it would be fun.

Burgdorf:  Fegelein. Why you sneaky bastard! Burgdorf Pistol of Armageddon chat icon

(The bailiffs try to restrain Burgdorf moments before a shot is fired past Fegelein's head)

Judge: That will be enough, Mr. Burgdorf. The last thing I want in this courtroom is a discharged weapon

Judge: As there is insufficient evidence to have Mr. Jodl convicted of murder, I will now declare the verdict. I hereby find Mr. Jodl.

NOT GUILTY
Could I please affiliate this group with my Mia Fey Appreciation.